GarrettLovesPineapple

hecticglos: excuse me what did u say i cant hear u i have an ear disease called i dont fucking...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:23:49 -0600

excuse me what did u say i cant hear u i have an ear disease called i dont fucking care

jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:49:53 -0600

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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Wed, 22 May 2013 18:48:23 -0600

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Wed, 22 May 2013 18:48:09 -0600

2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:47:14 -0600

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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Wed, 22 May 2013 18:47:08 -0600

sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:46:29 -0600

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:46:00 -0600

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

airagorn: dumb story because i think i’m funny we were watching a movie in school and there was a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:45:54 -0600

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

me: i don't like him

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:45:40 -0600

me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
him: hi
me: sweet jesus why are you perfect

isuckrooster: tampontears: veganmovement2012: Would people be...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:45:37 -0600

isuckrooster:

tampontears:

veganmovement2012:

Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.

actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea.

when vegan ideas backfire completely

majortvjunkie: remember when pitbull posted this on his...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:45:15 -0600

majortvjunkie:

remember when pitbull posted this on his facebook and said “I love my fans”

childrapist666: Try to take my virginity. I dare you.

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:44:54 -0600

childrapist666:

Try to take my virginity.

I dare you.

orelpuppington: for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:44:33 -0600

orelpuppington:

for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it

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Wed, 22 May 2013 18:44:15 -0600

clever-one-word-url: GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:43:35 -0600

clever-one-word-url:

GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

derples: Did you chop down this tree

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:42:26 -0600

derples:

Did you chop down this tree

wrath-as-lightning: smells-like-teen-spirit14: The two sides...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:42:13 -0600

wrath-as-lightning:

smells-like-teen-spirit14:

The two sides of Tumblr.

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen

lovethyhippie: Smoothest move ever

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:41:11 -0600

lovethyhippie:

Smoothest move ever

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Wed, 22 May 2013 18:41:00 -0600